Me

Because I have written so many ‘About Me’ Pages, I wanted to see how far I have grown in writing mini biographies about myself. If I can find all the snippets I’ve written about me. You can see how far I’ve gone (or maybe not).

 

 

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And yes here it comes, the obligatory, almost always there, introduction about yours truly. Incorporated all my old blogger posts into one huge wordpress. I am a mean, bitchy piece of retarded ass but never you mind, if you like coffee, good music in my definition, food, and you read this crappy junk about the blathering(s) of my insane life, then I can put you on the “has-redeeming-qualities” list. Everybody else can wait in line.
- from wordpress (november 2007)

ambivalent, confused, bitter girl who only wants to listen to music and to play games, can shop to save lives, but wouldn’t bother. Currently known at starbucks fort, drives an automatic silver altis. works at a telecommunications company. switched all fancy coffee to pure black (for now). T3 mag junkie. few tv shows watched are queer eye for the straight guy,
simpsons, and whose line is it anyways. too technical for shit, but sometimes too flaky to be a man-woman.

it’s all about this, I like you, you like me, then good. but if i don’t give a crap about you then don’t expect me to care. I’ve been through hell and back,so don’t expect me to come out of it still smelling like roses. I am who I usually portray. Loud and obnoxious. Also known to labeled as ‘weird’ and ‘freaky’. My clothes are my business, if you can’t stop gawking at my spiked leather choker and my red checkered tie, then that’s your problem, not mine. My life is written with my own rules. i will get along with you if you get along with me, that’s how it is now.

I have no patience for nonsensical bullshit. So I advice you not to waste my time.
- from friendster (sometime 2007)

Borderline tendencies, coffee addict, yellow cab junkie, nasty yet nice, mean yet an-ok-person, haven’t watched a single LOTR film *the shame…NOT*, bitchy, moody, can shop to save lives but doesn’t bother, bookworm, dimsum fanatic, music lover, amateur photographer, some software engineer, retired writer/poet, mediocre web/graphic designer.
- from flickr (recent entry around august 2007)

i’m just a regular weird dude.
- from livejournal (sometime last year or this not really sure)

i don’t really know how to explain myself really. if you first look at me, i’m a total goofball, i could have ’sociable’ stamped across my forehead if i want to, and have ‘big-ass-bitch’ stamped on the other. i guess i could come across ambivalent, moody, bitter, emo and even violent. but if you get to know me, or i get to know you and feel this little tenderness for you, i can be vulnerable, loving and even nice. I’m not a typical girly girl. not a big fan of chocolates or junk food. give me a tall non-fat two equal latte any day instead of chocolates. – from blogger (late 2006)

apart from being disrespected by lesser mortals and known to be the butt of most jokes, i am also an evil thing, devoid of conscience. i don’t really know how to describe myself anymore all i know is, i try to be myself, but everytime i do, it gets me into trouble, i have trouble finding love, or love is always double-whammying me to love the wrong persons (aka the hot and yummy ones). so what? from the shitholes i’ve been dropping during my 22 years of existence in this life. i’d rather think of the worse case scenario than try and put a stiff upper lip because i’d be knowing i’d fall into a shithole again than flying then falling headfirst yet again into the shithole that i know i will be falling after a few moments of dear happiness… now what else do you want from me?
- from tabulas (sometime march 2006)

Have I changed, really….I guess only you can answer to that

And if you really know me, try filling up my johari and nohari window :).

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